Nate the Snake: Greatest Short Story

I was going to make a post about my adventures in the first few months of high school and why that prevents me from being able to blog and so on, but then I found this gem:

Well, I didn’t really find it, my father gave me the link. And I’m pretty sure it’s one of the greatest pieces of online literature I have ever read.

Check it out, now, no kidding. It’s that good.

Gotta love how that all climaxes.